I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts....
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Nora Ephron
Mercifully one forgets one's love affairs as one forgets one's dreams.
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Iris Murdoch
He could sell the Pope on financing a Mormon tabernacle.
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Anonymous
Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large.
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George Carlin
My mother said "You won't amount to anything because you procrastinate." I said "Just wait."
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Judy Tenuta
More Quotes By Judy Tenuta
We always see our worst selves. Our most vulnerable selves. We need someone else to get close enough to tell us we’re wrong. Someone we trust.
This is what love does: It makes you want to rewrite the world. It makes you want to choose the characters, build the scenery, guide the plot. The person you love sits across from you, and you want to do everything in your power to...
You know the reason The Beatles made it so big?..' I Wanna Hold Your Hand.' First single. Fucking brilliant. Perhaps the most fucking brilliant song ever written. Because they nailed it. <span style="margin:15px; display:block"></span>That's what everyone wants. Not 24/7 hot wet sex. Not a marriage...
I want love to conquer all. But love can't conquer anything. It can't do anything on it's own. It relies on us to do the conquering on its behalf.
It scares me how hard it is to remember life before you. I can't even make the comparisons anymore, because my memories of that time have all the depth of a photograph. It seems foolish to play games of better and worse. It's simply a...
